Beloved host and sloth lover, Molly Bloom, takes on Brains On producer and cheetah enthusiast, Sanden Totten. Which team will triumph? Grab your Smarty Pass to hear and find out!
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MOLLY BLOOM: Hi. Molly Bloom here. We love playing games at Brains On. We like tricky trivia, grueling guessing games, and challenging challenges. If you want to play along with us, sign up for the Smarty Pass. For just $5 a month, you'll get access to ad-free versions of Brains On, Smash Boom Best, Forever Ago, and more. Plus you'll get a bonus feed of all new episodes where we play games like this one.
JOY DOLO: Let's introduce our magnificent debaters. Here to represent those sweet, dopey-eyed darlings we call sloths, it's Smash Boom Best and Brains On host, Molly Bloom!
MOLLY BLOOM: Hi, Joy.
JOY DOLO: Hi, Molly.
MOLLY BLOOM: Hi, Joy. Hi, Mason. I'm so nervous. Hi.
JOY DOLO: No, you're going to do so good.
MOLLY BLOOM: OK.
JOY DOLO: Just breathe deep. Molly, in one sentence, why are sloths superior to cheetahs?
MOLLY BLOOM: There are so many reasons, but I'm just going to say, sloths are role models for all of us.
JOY DOLO: Sloths are role models for all of us. I'm going to write that down.
MASON: That was profound, yeah.
JOY DOLO: Profound, absolutely nice. Fabulous. Now, in the other corner, speaking in defense of those fast and furious felines we call cheetahs, it's science journalist, Brains On producer, and editor extraordinaire, Sanden Totten. Hi, Sanden.
SANDEN TOTTEN: Hey, team cheetah!
JOY DOLO: Now, Sanden, you've got one sentence to introduce us to the glory of cheetahs. Let's hear it.
SANDEN TOTTEN: OK. Cheetahs are amazing and marvelous, not just because they're fast but because of all the other amazing things they do that I will tell you about.
MOLLY BLOOM: To hear more, head to smartypass.org and subscribe. A monthly pass costs about the same as an ice cream cone and gets you fun bonus content like this plus ad-free versions of all of our shows. Again, that's smartypass.org. Thanks for supporting the Brains On Universe, Smarty Pals.
JOY DOLO: Let's introduce our magnificent debaters. Here to represent those sweet, dopey-eyed darlings we call sloths, it's Smash Boom Best and Brains On host, Molly Bloom!
MOLLY BLOOM: Hi, Joy.
JOY DOLO: Hi, Molly.
MOLLY BLOOM: Hi, Joy. Hi, Mason. I'm so nervous. Hi.
JOY DOLO: No, you're going to do so good.
MOLLY BLOOM: OK.
JOY DOLO: Just breathe deep. Molly, in one sentence, why are sloths superior to cheetahs?
MOLLY BLOOM: There are so many reasons, but I'm just going to say, sloths are role models for all of us.
JOY DOLO: Sloths are role models for all of us. I'm going to write that down.
MASON: That was profound, yeah.
JOY DOLO: Profound, absolutely nice. Fabulous. Now, in the other corner, speaking in defense of those fast and furious felines we call cheetahs, it's science journalist, Brains On producer, and editor extraordinaire, Sanden Totten. Hi, Sanden.
SANDEN TOTTEN: Hey, team cheetah!
JOY DOLO: Now, Sanden, you've got one sentence to introduce us to the glory of cheetahs. Let's hear it.
SANDEN TOTTEN: OK. Cheetahs are amazing and marvelous, not just because they're fast but because of all the other amazing things they do that I will tell you about.
MOLLY BLOOM: To hear more, head to smartypass.org and subscribe. A monthly pass costs about the same as an ice cream cone and gets you fun bonus content like this plus ad-free versions of all of our shows. Again, that's smartypass.org. Thanks for supporting the Brains On Universe, Smarty Pals.
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